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shakespeare’s dating tips:
- use romantic metaphors and beautiful rhymes on your girl until she’s yours
- dress up as a guy, befriend your man and ask him what he thinks about you
- kill her cousin, then yourself (because you love her so much)
- don’t be mean to your girl or she might drown herself in a river. be nice
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”
She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.
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I JUST WANT TO SIT ON JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT’S CUTE LIL BABY FACE OK
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).
I’m not responsible for some perverted 45 year old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem.
17-year-old Clare Ettinger who was kicked out of her prom for the dress she was wearing.
Source: Teen Girl Ejected From Prom Because Horny Dads Can’t Stop Staring
(via letstalkaboutrape)Ain’t that some shit. Dads on a balcony overlooking a prom see a 5’9 female on a silver dress and heels telling her, she’s provoking impure thoughts. ?!? The fuck!
(via satansangelovhell)NO BUT THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND
Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and of course, for each other. If girls dressed for boys they’d just walk around naked all the time.
Betsey Johnson (via sohofire)
i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves
I’m not responsible for some perverted 45 year old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem.
17-year-old Clare Ettinger who was kicked out of her prom for the dress she was wearing.
Source: Teen Girl Ejected From Prom Because Horny Dads Can’t Stop Staring
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love you clare
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